Women's English

Women's English



Yes...........................No



No............................Yes



I'm sorry.....................You'll be sorry



We need.......................I want





It's your decision............The correct decission should be obvious by now



Do what you want..............You'll pay for this later



We need to talk...............I need to complain



Sure go ahead.................I don't want you to



I'm not upset.................Of course I'm upset, you moron!



You're so manly...............You need a shave and you sweat a lot Be romantic,



turn off the lights...........I have flabby thighs



This kitchen is so inconvenient..................I want a new house



I want new curtains...........and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....



I heard a noise...............I noticed you were almost asleep



Do you love me?...............I'm going to ask for something expensive



How much do you love me?......I did something today you're gonna hate



I'll be ready in a minute.....Kick off your shoes and find a good show on TV



You have to learn to communicate...................Just agree with me



Are you listening to me?......Too late, you're dead!