1. Walk up behind girl and point fingers shaped like gun into her back "You're under arrest!" For what? "For stealing my heart." |
2. Hi, my name is Chance, Do I have one? |
3. Are your legs tired? girl: Why? because you have been running through my mind all day! |
4. "I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?" |
5. Can you give me directions to your heart? I've seemed to have lost myself in your eyes. |
6. Take a look at the tag on the girls shirt, jacket, etc. She would say,"What are you doing" you respond,"Oh, just checking to see if you were made in Heaven." |
7. Pick up a flower and walk over to girl. "I was just showing this flower how beautiful you are." |
8. Is it hot in here or is it just you? |
9. Hey Girls, walk up to a guy and say: "Are you from Greece?" "No" he answers. Then you say, "Oh, I thought all the Gods were from Greece" |
10. GEEEEE.. I FEEL LIKE RICHARD GERE STANDING BESIDE YOU ........... PRETTY WOMEN. |
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