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Monday, 24 January 2011

Funny Condom Slogans



Funny Condom Slogans



1) Cover your stump before you hump




2) Before you attack her, wrap your whacker




3) Don't be silly, protect your Willie




4) When in doubt shroud you spout




5) Don't be a loner, cover your boner




6) You can't go wrong, if you shield your dong




7) If your not going to sack it, go home and whack it




8) If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey




9) It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter




10) If you slip between her thighs, condomize




11) She won't get sick if you wrap your dick




12) If you go into heat, package your meat




13) While your undressing Venus, dress up your penis




14) When you take off her pants and blouse, suit up your mouse




15) Especially in December, gift wrap your member




16) Never ever deck her, with an unwrapped pecker




17) Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool




18) The right selection, is to protect your erection




19) Wrap it in foil, before you check her oil




20) A crank with armor, will never harm her




21) If you really love her, wear a cover




22) Don't make a mistake, cover your snake




23) Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener




24) If you can't shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket




25) No glove, no love




26) If you think she'll sigh, cover old one eye




27) Even If she's eager, protect her beaver




28) No one likes a horses ass, protect yourself at climax




29) Shield her from the hunt until you shoot her in the cunt




30) Avoid a frown, contain your clown




31) Harness the pygmy man before entering the bearded clam




32) Constrain the little head before you stick it in the shed




33) Put a condom on your dink before you dart it in her sink




34) The weasel you must surround before you please her on the ground




35) Cloak the joker before you poke her




36) Encase that torch before you paint her porch




37) Cape your throbber before you bob her




38) After detection sheath your erection




39) Before you penetrate hide your magistrate




40) Don't surprise her plug your Geyser




41) Cover that lumber before you pump her




42) Protect her wrinkle before you sprinkle




43) She won't bristle if you wrap your whistle




44) House your noodle then release your strudel




45) Put your dog in the pound and make her yelp like a hound




46) Shelter your jerky then nab that turkey




47) Cage that snake then shake and bake




48) Cover your peter it will be much neater




49) Coat that Labrador then allow him to explore




50) It's always funky to cage your monkey




51) It won't be funny with a coatless dummy




52) It won't be fun with an unwrapped thumb




53) It's not much money to catch your honey




54) Don't be a fool cover your tool




55) Hood that match then scratch that thatch




56) Stitch that switch then itch her niche




57) Wrap that tool to catch the drool




58) It ain't no jibe to protect her hive




59) Contain that sputum before you use him




60) Restrain your log then plow her bog




61) Glove your pecker before you check her




62) Coat that slimmer before you prime her




63) Condomize then womanize (or sodomize)




64) Cover old pete then grind her meat




65) Guard your peter before you meet her




66) Check your list before you tryst




67) Wrap your bate before you mate




68) Can your worm before you squirm




69) Cover your pipe you dumb ass wipe




70) Contain your lizard then tickle her gizzard




71) Bag the mole then do her hole




72) Cuff your carrot before you share it




73) Jail your number then call the plumber




74) Cover your vein then drive her insane




75) Wrap that pickle then slip her a tickle




76) Protect your dink then fluff her mink




77) Restrain your lantern then stick it in her cavern




78) Hide ole harry then take her cherry




79) Wrap that spout then bore her out




80) Conceal your train don't cause her pain




81) Guard your bridge then do her ridge >




82) Shroud your trout then make her shout




83) To make her squat like a turkey, cover your Jerky




84) Box your blister then poke her in the whiskers




85) Wrap your spout to catch the trout




86) Plug your funnel then enter the tunnel




87) Cover your steamer before you ream her




88) Protect that fish then dip it in the dish




89) Contain that bass for a swim in her glass




90) Be sure to wear it to feed her ferret




91) Clothe the boner before you hone her




92) Got no protection? Can't use your erection!




93) Cork your pump or you don't hump




94) No unwrapped stags get between my legs




95) Dress that erection to make a deflection




96) Contain that shanker before you spank her




97) Cap that seeder before you breed her




98) Stop the stream before you cream




99) Secure that ladder then drain your bladder




100) Protect your screw to catch that glue




101) Package your meat for a real neat treat




102) Holster your gun then shootings more fun




103) Canvas that trailer before you nail her




104) Garage the tractor then attack her




105) Net that grass hopper before you pop her




106) Sock that wanger before you bang her




107) Pen that rooster, she'll be much looser




108) Trim your hardwood then do her real good




109) Garnish your oak then give her a poke




110) Pouch your associate then go fornicate




111) Smother your affiliate before you ejaculate




112) Confine your fascinate before it regurgitates




113) Catch that goat before it bloats




114) Ensnare that barbarian then do her abdomen




115) Restrain your hammer then wam bam her




116) Prune that stalk then make her squawk




117) Wrap that rod then please her bod




118) Sheath that knife she ain't your wife




119) House that bottle then mash her throttle




120) Sash that hash then thrash that gash




121) Cover your diddle then fiddle her middle




122) Can your knob then throb her swab




123) Contain old Doug then clean her rug




124) Cover your limb before you swim




125) Retain your bailer then impail her




126) Rope your dope then make some soap




127) Net your salamander then make salad in her




128) Cap your flapper then sniff her snapper




129) Wrap that Steed then trample her weeds




130) Hat that chef then scramble her cleft




131) Cover your stone before you bone




132) House your hose then curl her toes




133) Saddle your penis then straddle her mean ass




134) Blanket your twitch then hump that bitch




135) Shield your rocks then pond her box




136) Cover old sly then do her dry




137) Wrap your rail then fill her pail




138) Glove your chimney before you come in me




139) If your nude tube your dude




140) Cloak your hitter then go split her




141) Wrap your nipper before you dip her




142) Can your spam then bam that mam




143) Corral your ram then slice her ham




144) Sheath your sliver then jab her liver




145) Twist your wick then stick that prick




146) Cover old Bart then dart her tart




147) Shed old spot then do her slot




148) Drawer your pip then split her lips




149) Contain that leach then mash her peach




150) Bag your elm then take the helm




151) Constrain your gem to catch the flem




152) Catch that head cheese or I won't spread these




153) Constrain that agate you ain't no faggot




154) Survey your land then plant her stand




155) Before you drive her protect that diver




156) Sack that slimy smelt then tan her beaver pelt




157) Wrap that stiffer then let him sniff her




158) Cover you post then slice her roast




159) Blanket old juicy then plug old loosey




160) Balloon your baboon the moon tune her poon




161) Contain that viper before you pipe her


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